Darling Diva Polish Bad Pick Up Lines Part Deux

by Lisa Heath
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Darling Diva Polish Bad Pick Up Lines Part Deux

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I have a collection of gorgeous toppers to share with you today! This is the Darling Diva Polish Bad Pick Up Lines Part Deux collection!

I goofed a bit, and there are actually 7 polishes – but one is a black creme, which is in every photo as the undies. So really I only kind of goofed, right?

Now the naming of this collection was done in the Darling Diva Polish fan group on Facebook. People were asked to submit their best pick up lines, and some amazing ones were selected! I know I went over all the submissions and several had me laughing.

Among the toppers in the collection we have 2 unicorn pee variations with a little bit of holo sparkle and 4 ultrachrome flake toppers with varying amounts of holo in each one.

The only polish in the collection I don’t have to share is ‘You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear’ and that’s the black creme shade I’m wearing under the toppers in each photo.

Let’s take a look at this lovely collection!

Ok, I’m Here. What Do You Want For Your Next Wish?

Ok, I’m Here. What Do You Want For Your Next Wish? is described as a step sister to unicorn pee and it shifts from green to blue to deep purple and has added holographic shimmer. The shifty portion is still the star, but you do get a nice sparkle as well.

I used 1 coat over You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear.

There is a 2 bottle per person limit on this shade!

If You Were A Transformer, You’d Be Optimus Fine

I have a feeling this one is going to get snapped up asap. There is a 2 bottle per person limit on this shade!

If You Were A Transformer, You’d Be Optimus Fine is unicorn pee with holo sparkle. The ‘Unicorn Pee’ shimmer shifts from red to orange to green and is fiery and gorgeous.

I used 1 coat over You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear.

I Want To Bang You Like A Screen Door In A Hurricane

This name absolutely cracked me up when I saw it.

I Want To Bang You Like A Screen Door In A Hurricane is a clear base packed with multichrome flakes that shift from red to gold to yellow and some flashes of violet as well. There are also silver holo flakes scattered in.

I used 1 coat over You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear.

I Wish I Could Sew Myself To You

I Wish I Could Sew Myself To You is a clear base packed with multichrome flakes that shift from a cobalt blue to purple to violet red to red and little hints of orange. It also has silver holo microglitters mixed in.

I used 1 coat over You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear.

Feel My Shirt, Know What It’s Made Of? Boyfriend Material

Feel My Shirt, Know What It’s Made Of? Boyfriend Material is a clear base packed with holographic silver flakes as well as multichrome flakes that shift from a royal purple to violet to blue to red to gold.

I used 1 coat over You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear.

Do You Work At Subway? Cuz U Just Gave Me A Foot Long

And last up for Bad Pick Up Lines we have Do You Work At Subway? Cuz U Just Gave Me A Foot Long!

Do You Work At Subway? Cuz U Just Gave Me A Foot Long is the most densely packed of the toppers. This is a clear base that is packed with silver holographic flakes and multichrome flakes that shift from green to teal to blue to purple to red  to gold. Tons of color and sparkle.

I used 1 coat over You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear.

Darling Diva Polish Bad Pick Up Lines Part Deux Overview

Darling Diva Polish Bad Pick Up Lines Part Deux

So I think it’s fairly safe to say that if you want to grab either of the 2 Unicorn Pee variations (Ok, I’m Here. What Do You Want For Your Next Wish? and If You Were A Transformer, You’d Be Optimus Fine) not to hesitate. Those ingredients are hard to come by and on the rarer side nowadays. Darling Diva Polish has a 2 bottle limit on each of those 2 shades as well.

All 6 toppers are well done. As far as the flake ones, the clear bases are really packed with flakes so you can use as a topper, or you can easily sponge on or layer alone for a multichrome flake full coverage look. There was no fishing for flakes either. Each photo shows just 1 coat over a black creme.

I didn’t have a swatch photo of the black creme either! Initially I thought it was sent just for photos and layering purposes… and I just found out this morning you can buy it at launch OR it’s a free gift with purchase if you buy all 6 toppers. The creme is called ‘You’re So Hot You Melt The Plastic In My Underwear’ and I used only ONE coat in each photo. It’s that good. 1 coat and I had a nice, opaque, smooth black base for these toppers.

Price: $8.00 – $9.00 Each | $66.50 Full Collection

Where To Buy: Darling Diva Polish Website

Release Date: February 10th at 7PM CST

Darling Diva Polish Social Media: Facebook | Instagram | Facebook Fan Group

What are your thoughts? Will you be picking up any from this collection?

Giveaway

Carrie accidentally sent me an extra set of the collection, and said to do a giveaway with them! The entry is super easy. Open to everyone – you must be 18 years or older OR have guardian’s consent to enter. Good luck! Ends 2/18 at 8pm PST

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42 comments

Lola Seicento February 10, 2017 - 4:26 pm

These are gorgeous, but Feel My Shirt, Know What It’s Made Of? Boyfriend Material is perfection!

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Never Say Die Beauty February 10, 2017 - 5:05 pm

The names of these are hysterical. I love ’em all, but I agree with you that If You Were A Transformer is spectacular

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Phyrra February 10, 2017 - 6:39 pm

I Wish I Could Sew Myself To You is amazing.

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MarciaF February 10, 2017 - 7:51 pm

I’m on a No Buy that was just broken because I had to have the two Unicorn Pee toppers. I can’t wait to try them myself now.

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Kathryne February 10, 2017 - 8:01 pm

Why can’t I paint my nails like you??????lol

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Stacie Hamilton February 11, 2017 - 5:53 pm

Did I read that right?! Unicorn pee?! LOLOLOLOl!!!!! These are so pretty over the black polish. I’d use them all!

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Lisa Heath February 11, 2017 - 9:55 pm

Yes! Unicorn Pee is what the special color shift pigment is called in the indie world lol

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Sara H. February 11, 2017 - 9:51 pm

These are awesome!

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Phuong February 11, 2017 - 10:11 pm

Beautiful!

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Heather Supan February 11, 2017 - 10:12 pm

My day is going great!

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Ashley Haddock February 11, 2017 - 10:16 pm

Well it’s Saturday, so it’s been better than yesterday. ;)

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Luna February 11, 2017 - 10:26 pm

Going well!

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Scooper222 February 11, 2017 - 10:40 pm

Today was a great day of shopping and hanging with my bestow on her Birthday Eve! These polishes are gorgeous and the names are hilarious!

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Diana A. February 11, 2017 - 10:44 pm

Oh my they are all so pretty!!!!

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jeanette Zapfe February 11, 2017 - 11:17 pm

My day went well. It was my niece’s 1st bday party and she’s just wonderful

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Michelle February 11, 2017 - 11:23 pm

My day went pretty fantastic, caught two more of the best picture nominee movies today!

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Stefanie Z. February 11, 2017 - 11:51 pm

I just woke up (it’s 9am here), so my day has been going fine until now :D I love to sleep late on weekends!
The names of this collection make me giggle, but the shifting toppers are stunning! Great swatches like always :)

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glee February 12, 2017 - 12:49 am

These are gorgeous :) today has been busy but happy as managed to get my order(s) in! :)

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Lila Nielsen February 12, 2017 - 1:16 am

My day was long because I have a sinus infection so I can only breathe out of my mouth, and it’s starting to drive me insane lol

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Christina Cutcliffe February 12, 2017 - 3:40 am

My day has barely begun–but looking at these polishes means it’s off to a great start! Thanks for the giveaway! :)

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Megan G February 12, 2017 - 3:43 am

I seriously love all of these with a passion; the pick up line polishes are always my favorite!

And my day is going well; how about yours?!

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Carin February 12, 2017 - 4:46 am

Sunday morning in Sweden with snow outside our window and lots of coffee. Still stalking the Darling Diva page and groups for a picture of Monocerus.
I really love your swatches of this collection <3

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Maria February 12, 2017 - 4:57 am

Love these!

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Ehmkay Nails February 12, 2017 - 6:01 am

Well I just had a delicious cup of coffee so I’m going to say my day is going great! Wish the rain would clear up though!

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Sara Ng February 12, 2017 - 6:15 am

My day is going well. Just wish I didn’t have to work. Lol

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Kate Wagner February 12, 2017 - 7:31 am

It’s early, but my day is going well! Lazy Sundays are the best. These toppers are AMAZING, I love the names and you did a great job swatching them!

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Casandra w February 12, 2017 - 8:43 am

Darling diva never disappoints. Ever

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Eva February 12, 2017 - 8:49 am

My day is going sadly, I want to wear glitter polish but it’s raining outside! Other than that, fine :-p

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Anita James February 12, 2017 - 9:24 am

I’ve had a nice quiet day due to my children being at their dad’s. :)

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Bailey February 12, 2017 - 11:54 am

Well, I started my morning by accidentally dumping a mug of coffee into my lap. Woke me right up! Other than that my day is going well. ; p
These polishes are absolutely gorgeous and the names are too cute. Thank you to you and Carrie for doing a giveaway!

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Marnie Wilson February 12, 2017 - 5:12 pm

Gorgeous Collection and beautiful swatches!!

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Marnie Wilson February 12, 2017 - 5:23 pm

And my day is going great! Made a delicious roast and watched some Netflix

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Kate K February 12, 2017 - 5:26 pm

I’m still trying to perk up from sleep deprivation due to my kiddo’s illness. Her idea of catching up is sleeping in 1/2 hr and, despite being sick, she has more energy than me! Thanks for the giveaway.

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judith lampe February 13, 2017 - 6:44 am

My day has just started, getting ready to call the UW pharmacy to order my baby’s chemo. Wish the full collection had not already sold out :-(

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Honeygirlk February 13, 2017 - 10:46 am

These are all absolutely gorgeous. I wouldn’t be able to choose just one. I love the brown with that topper… such a beauty.

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Brooke @ Blushing Noir February 13, 2017 - 2:05 pm

Unicorn Pee! haha! These are so pretty!

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The Beauty of Life February 13, 2017 - 2:31 pm

Oooh! I am LOVING these!

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JenniferD February 14, 2017 - 12:31 am

My day is going well so far, but it’s still early yet (like, 12:30 in the morning early) … thank you for doing a giveaway! The two unicorn transformers are fascinating and I’d love to see them over other colors … and that black creme …

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Kristina February 14, 2017 - 10:09 am

Ohhhh, the green and blue polishes are stunning!!

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Lindsay February 15, 2017 - 1:05 am

Beautiful swatches! My day is over, but it was good! Thanks for the giveaway!

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Taylor Russell February 16, 2017 - 8:13 pm

My day is going pretty good, I’m new to the polish creating world so I spent most of my day mixing pretties!

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